So here we are.
In the middle of cosmic chaos and planetary upgrades, feeling like we’re starring in Fast and Furious Part 73:
“The Slippery Awakening — The Plot Twist Nobody Warned You About.”
Humanity is shifting big time. Earth is basically updating her software and your vessel is the app. Yes, you signed up for this. On a soul level. Probably thought it would be “fun.” Your Higher Self decided: “She’s ready for a wild ride.”
✨ This is the lifetime where you shift from “meh” to multidimensional magic.
✨From just surviving… to fully thriving (eventually).
✨From small talk to telepathy (yes, it’s coming, no worries!).
But first…You might feel like a walking glitch.
Let’s be real:
You’re tired. You’re emotional. You forget why you entered a room. You cry over puppy videos. You talk to plants — and they might actually answer. Your body feels like it’s arguing with gravity.
You wonder if you’re going nuts…
But guess what?
💫 You’re not crazy — you’re calibrating.
💫 You’re not lazy — you’re integrating.
💫 You’re not broken — you’re breaking open.
These energies are wild. Planetary alignment, solar flares, moon cycles, ascension symptoms…
Your chakras are spinning like they’re auditioning for a 70s disco comeback.
Your DNA is getting an upgrade, and your old programming is being flushed out — right through your tears, your dreams, and possibly… your intestines.
✨What You Might Feel ✨
Find a quiet space where you won’t be disturbed.
Sit down, close your eyes, and allow your breath to soften — in… and out…
Now simply feel. Notice what’s happening in your body, without needing to fix or label it.
As your system clears old coding and stagnant energy, you might experience:
🌬️ Gentle pressure or sudden aches
🔥 Pinching, pushing, or swirling sensations
✨ Tingling or vibrating limbs
🎧 High-pitched ringing in your ears
🌫️ Blurry vision or light sensitivity
🤕 Headaches or heaviness in the crown
🧖♀️ Skin eruptions or rashes
🔙 Lower back pain
🌀 Tension in your spine or neck
🍽️ Digestive shifts or stomach discomfort
🔊 Sore throat or throat tightness
🌊 Emotional waves (yes, even random tears!)
These are all signs your body is releasing what no longer serves.
Think of it as your inner self finally unclogging the pipes. Old energy is on its way out — to make space for more light, clarity, and alignment.
So breathe. Allow. Trust the process.
Your body is wiser than you think. 💫
🛸 Tips and tricks to ride the wave of ascension:
🌊 Rest like a goddess on holiday.
Nap unapologetically. You’re not slacking — you’re uploading new light codes.
💧 Hydrate like a mermaid.
Water is your new best friend. And yes, let your tears flow if needed — it’s sacred cleansing.
🧘♀️ Meditate… or just stare at the wall with deep purpose.
Both are valid. Presence is presence.
🌿 Touch grass.
Literally. Nature is like a cosmic reset button. Push it often.
📴 Log off if the internet makes you twitchy.
Social media might drain your light — your cat, on the other hand, is a full-time lightworker. 🐱
🐾 Hug an animal.
Pets are basically furry ascension guides. No judgment. Just love. And naps.
👼 Talk to your guides — even if you feel silly.
They’re probably sipping celestial tea whispering: “Finally, she’s listening.”
And most of all:
Be gentle with yourself. This shift isn’t a sprint. It’s a full-blown soul metamorphosis. Some days you’ll bloom on other days you’ll cocoon with snacks and a comfort movie. Both are valid spiritual practices.
💗 Remember:
You are not behind. You are not doing it wrong. You are in it — fully. And that, beautiful soul, is the definition of a God-dess.
This isn’t just change. It’s rebirth. And your light, once settled, will be undeniable.
So breathe. Cry if needed. Laugh often (especially at yourself). And keep going. Your soul’s got this.
And so do you. 🌟
Wisdom From The Heart 